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Joke of the Day
"Sign seen in restroom Most people come here to take a shit. I come here to leave one."
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"Dear Monday: I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel."
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"DIRTY Why does Bill Clinton play saxophone? Because he lost his whoremonica"