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Joke of the Day
"I honestly never believed that whole story about Lance Armstrong walking on the moon."
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"What's red, and bad for your teeth? A brick."
"[spelling bee] Your word is 'arrogance' ""Can you use it in a sentence?"" Of course I can, don't be stupid"
"How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it."
"Too many girls want attention, not enough want respect!"
"Life is like a cup of coffe. Dark and bitter."
"A man comes home... ... To his wife repotting cactuses and succulents ""Allo Vera"""
"What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!"
"Eternity The time between when you cum and she leaves."
"Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand."