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Joke of the Day
"Why did Beethoven hate Mozart? Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach."
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"Knock-Knock, Whose There? ""Peephole salesman!"""
"What's the difference between Botox and Borax? Two letters."
"dog who is interested in graphic design, lookig at the new pantone color of the year: i dont get it, everey year its just the same dam color"
"What does a rock put on when it stinks? Geodorant."
"Somebody asked if I wanted some salt. I was like ""Naaaaa"""
"When women cry, their faces look like half-chewed Starbursts."
"What does the ""L"" stand for in Samuel L. Jackson? Motherfucking It stands for motherfucking"
"I like my women how I like my whiskey. 13 years old and mixed up with coke."
"[interview] What is your biggest weakness? ""Sometimes I'm too succinct"" Can you give an example? ""Yes"""