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Joke of the Day
"Why did Beethoven hate Mozart? Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach."
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"Thanksgiving with the snail family I had the snail family from next door over for a big Thanksgiving dinner, they are still feeling sluggish this morning."
"You shouldn't buy so much Velcro... It usually a ripoff"
"I like to leave my gas cap hanging off when I'm on a date so when people start honking and waving I can wave back like I'm famous"
"PILOT: Welcome to flying school. Any questions? ME: Is it possible to crash into a rainbow? PILOT: Yes it's how most of you will die. Next?"
"Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ? Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !"
"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... We would save millions of innocent misquitos dying from AIDS"
"Why are women terrible drivers? Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen."
"I JUST DRUNK 37 MONSTER ENERGYS AND NOW I CAN SMELL ABSTRACT LEGISLATIVE EUPHEMISMS"
"You can say what you like about deaf people. As long as you are not directly facing them."