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Joke of the Day
"If Groot played basketball He'd set the record for most tree pointers in a game."
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"Asian women look 16 forever and one day out of nowhere look 159 years old."
"If actions speak louder than words, then why is it the thought that counts?"
"""Were any famous men born on your birthday?"" ""No, only little babies."" "
"Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark"
"Some people won't try bacon for religious reasons. I won't try religion for bacon reasons."
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Strong and from Cuba"
"What do you call a stoned pig? Baked Ham"
"i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami"
"A man in Phoenix accidentally shot himself in the leg while in line at Walmart on Saturday. Or, as they call that in Arizona, ""taking a selfie."""