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Joke of the Day
"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Strong and from Cuba"
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"He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick."
"I, for one... is a roman numeral."
"My friend had a failed suicide. I told him not to hang his head about it."
"Where does a hillbilly go to learn about his family's history? ~~Ancestry.com~~ Incestry.com"
"My ex called me a peadophile... Pretty big word for a 6 year old. Edit for all the nazis: paedophile... Common typo and not the worst in the world imo"
"Hillary Clinton is gonna be our first f president Oops, someone deleted the emale"
"""Have fun"" is just a nicer phrase for ""have a horrible time without me."""
"How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie? A gorillian dollars"
"Why do white girls only travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even!"