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"What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog? he relished it"
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"""yer a magician, harry"" hagrid said to hary houdini when he graduted magic academy"
"My best toys run on batteries"
"Did you guys hear about the gay midget? Yeah, he just came out of the cupboard."
"""Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..."" - condescending con descending"
"Always heard this on the playground growing up... Pete and Repeat were in a boat, but Pete fell out. Who was left?..."
"A cannibal ate an optimist once He couldn't quite keep him down."
"If every day is a gift, I'd like a receipt for Monday. I want to exchange it for another Friday."
"I bought a book on capitalism... but then returned it because some of the letters were in lower-case."
"What will be after homo sapiens in evolution? Homo genius."