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Joke of the Day
"What's my New Year resolution? Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i."
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"How do you keep a vegan from eating all your dairy? Invite two of them."
"How do you tell your spouse you were fired from SpaghettiOs for honoring Pearl Harbor Day with a smiling cartoon noodle holding a flag?"
"I pull more tail.. ..than a slow kid at a petting zoo."
"Here's a good joke... SWAG"
"""They say children learn by example, even for potty training."" -I explain to my horrified neighbor as my son and dog poop on the lawn"
"I got arrested today for masturbating in public My lawyer then told me that we'd beat this together."
"The most valuable thing you can make is a mistake- you can't learn anything from being perfect."
"What was the name of the Polish limo driver? Piccop Andropoff."
"Things have not been great with my girlfriend who's an astronaut She said she needs some space."