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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ? Celeste time I lend you money !"
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"Student begins reading poem, teacher interrupts ""No this is Creative WRITHING class"" Other student squirms around on floor ""Very good Todd"""
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