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Joke of the Day

"NSFW What's the problem... ...with licking a bald pussy? Trying to put the nappy back on."

"Why is North Korea so polluted? They have supreme litter."

"They call me the pussy destroyer. I run the best Asian restaurant around."

"ME: Jesus Christ, this is the slowest train I've ever travelled on BRIDE: Someone please get this prick off my dress"

"Feminism Joke Man: So what do you want? Feminist: I want equal rights and liberties as men. Man: I couldn't agree with you more... because if I did, you would have a problem with that."

"Alzheimer A guy stands in front of a urinal with his hand in head hairs. ""I, definitely, remember it's somewhere in hairs"""

"Poker is like sex Not fun to watch if there are a lot of folds"

"Why did the business dog chase his tail? So he could make ends meet!"

"Whoever said ""only the good die young"" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class."

"*goes to the park* *spoon feeds red bull to the ducks*"