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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln? Because he was always in a cent."
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"I'm nervous that my diet pill will stick in my throat, so I usually eat a few cookies after to help push it down."
"It's true what they say about the cast of the new ghostbusters film. They truly have no dick."
"I hate all 1970's female solo artists What a bunch of pre-madonnas"
"I'm a psychiatrist studying the relationship between humans and dogs in beastiality You can find me in my lab"
"Today I realised I really want to tie the knot with the missus. Anyone know where I can find instructions for noose tying?"
"Don't drink and drive, might hit a bump and spill it."
"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty."
"Every time I pinch a loaf; I think,""I don't knead this shit."""
"Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!"