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Joke of the Day
"I requested a wish that money can't buy. MH370"
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"What does socialism smell like? It has a Bernie smell."
"What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard? A neigh-maker"
"What do comedians put outside their house on Halloween? 'Pun-kins'"
"There are 2 types of people in the world The ones who can count."
"why did they bury liberace face down? so his friends could stop by for a cold one..."
"Well you know what they say You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. -Chef (South Park)"
"one time this girl pulled me close & said ""I'm the girl your mom warned you about"" & I said ""so you chose bulbasaur as your starter pokemon"""