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Joke of the Day
"If you sleep with your socks on, please unfollow. I do not support you or your lifestyle"
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"I eat the first half of a burrito to get full, I eat the second half to teach myself a lesson"
"I'm breaking up with my girlfriend that uses Comic Sans... She's just not my type."
"Oh please! Merkel: ""Alexis, I don't think you Greeks understand the seriousness of your debt situation..."" Tsipras: ""Oh please....you really should give us a bit more credit."""
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"I like my women how I like my drinks Soft and extra large."
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever."