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"If you sleep with your socks on, please unfollow. I do not support you or your lifestyle"
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"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number. Edit: I get it, this joke is just too far-fetched for you mainstreamers to understand."
"What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !"
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"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can just drop her off anywhere."
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"Peterpan Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. I love this joke because it never grows old."