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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes? Moonwalking"
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"""You're on your own, kid."" - A Republican village."
"What is the purpose of the bumps around a womens nipple? It's braille for blind babies... -=Women=- It spells out ....""Suck here"" -=Men=- "" I am the daddy """
"France is such a shitty country Even the nice parts are rundown"
"What type of pussy does a priest get? nun"
"Buy her some chocolate If your girlfriend keeps on bugging you to buy her something, keep buying chocolate, it can put her to deep sleep forever."
"Circumcision jokes are.... ....pointless."
"Chemistry Just saw a chemistry pun. I'd try to tell one myself, but all the good ones argon."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Siamese Twins Barbie ...complete with surgical instruments"
"Why do christians avoid trigonometry ? because there is alot of sin going on."