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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes? Moonwalking"
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"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"Apparently Trump wants to outlaw pre-shredded cheese... ...he keeps going on and on about how he wants to make America grate again..."
"What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? ""I love you a ton!"""
"Every night when you sleep,I sneak into your house, full of desire. I then reduce the amount of marshmallowy treats in your cereal&go home."
"Whats white blue and rectangular? A fridge with a denim jacket on."
"I guess I didn't lobby hard enough to make extroduce the word of the year."
"What do cows that are stoners say? 420 graze it"
"For 10 years I believed my best friend was a mute, but it turns out that someone has just drawn a boy in the corner of my glasses."
"Hey darling, what would you like for Christmas? ""Oh... I don't know... maybe something that gets from 0 to 100 in seconds when I step on it?"" ""So... bathroom scales?"""