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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"
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"I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger then it hit me!"
"karma for jokes You dont get it?"
"How do trees use the Internet? They log on"
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"How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you? Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!"
"Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did"
"When I awoke from the car accident in a full bodycast, my wife was right at my bedside to let me know that childbirth is still more painful."
"What do you call a hooker with a runny nose? Full. Credit afroman for this one"
"Biden: can i put whoopee cushions under all the chairs before he gets here Obama: joe im on the phone Biden:*muttering* u didnt say not to"