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Joke of the Day
"Drinking American beer is like making love in a canoe... It's fucking too close to water."
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"Yesterday I tried to loosen a rusty lug nut... But it didn't turn out."
"""goodbye, cruel world"" *hops into duck pond with bread strapped to my entire body*"
"My gf won't get the remote that's in the other room, but if my wallet was at the bottom of an ocean she'd be shopping already."
"What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it? Not much. It just gave a little whine."
"A father bull and his son are standing on a hill. Overlooking the cows. The son says ""dad lets run down there and fuck a cow!"" The father bull says ""Son, lets walk down there and fuck em all."""
"What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain? She's almost as smart as a man."
"What do you call a group of hot moms in space? THE MILFY WAY!"
"I leave the interview room as I entered it, karate chopping air and unemployed."
"What's a specimen? An Italian astronaut :-D"