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Joke of the Day

"It's funny how certain scents can bring back memories of people we associated with those scents like how I remember my ex every time I take a shit."

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"""So what kind of comedy will you be doing for us?"" ""The usual, self defecating."" ""Ha, I think you mean deprecating."" ""Think all you like."""
"What did Cindarella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"
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"What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21? Down's in the dumps"