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Joke of the Day

"It's funny how certain scents can bring back memories of people we associated with those scents like how I remember my ex every time I take a shit."

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"She:Hey,Whats up? Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin'? M:Nutshells. S:Really?Fine.What's poppin? M:Corn. *Blocked*"
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