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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jewish women like circumsized men? Because they're 10% off."

"It's so cold that I have to take half a Viagra so I won't pee on my shoes."

"Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It's like having a remote to open the fridge."

"How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'."

"What is your favorite type of wood? Mine is morning."

"Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married? Because they can't elope."

"""fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"""

"I'd like to tell you about two things: reverse psychology and recycling. But, nah, Reddit wouldn't wanna hear it..."

"What do you call a constipated Detective Holmes? No Shit Sherlock."

"I just found out how babies are made. Gross!"