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Joke of the Day
"Why don't girls count to two? Because they ""can't even."""
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"13 peer reviewed methods for determining whether or not an article is clickbait, number seven in particular has been shown to assist readers. Gotcha."
"Never underestimate mothers. They can turn ""mayhem"" into ""ma'am"" with one narrowed glance."
"being narcoleptic is so boring it's snooze worthy :) :) :)"
"Why were the sneakers so sad? Because they had ten issues."
"Donald Trump has cancelled a planned trip to Israel. When asked why, Trump said, ""They already have a wall and fear of Muslims. My work there is done."""
"What do you call 2 gay Mexicans in bed? A Juan-on-Juan"
"Once i thought i was wrong. But I was mistaken"
"3 mods walk into a bar. [removed]"
"a man walks into a bar ""Ouch!"" he said."