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Joke of the Day

"What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan? Battle Royale with cheese"

"How does Satan measure his mass? In pentagrams."

"What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for? Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)"

"If mental hospitals had walkways... They'd be called psychopaths."

"When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot."

"In college I had 3 girlfriends at the same time. 10 years and a wife later, I have 0 girlfriends. Stay in school kids."

"I kiss my wife daily Vishnu - I kiss my wife daily before i go to office Venkat - I kiss ur wife after u go to office Vishnu - But I am first who kissed her :)"

"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged 14 years and mixed up in a little coke."

"What's the difference between Pink and Purple ...your grip."

"What type of sea creature do Chinese fishermen catch? Crust-asian"