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Joke of the Day
"Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds."
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"Mexican version of Gingerbread Man I thought there was a Mexican version of the ""Gingerbread Man"" story. But it was a flan-fiction."
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"What do you do if life gives you melons? You're dyslexic."
"What's the deal with Arab Airlines food... Emirate?"
"I went to the food court today. And in the case of Pizza V Hamburger, the judge ruled in favor of the plantiff."
"3 NoSql database admins went to a bar but came out immediately. Why? ... ... They could not find a table :P"
"My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?"