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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo."
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"What happens if a pyramid commits a crime? It is put in imPRISMment!"
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"Knock Knock! ""Who's there?"" ""9/11."" ""9/11, who?..."" I thought you said you'd never forget!"
"I mostly want a relationship so my boyfriend can chase me around trying to put an ice cube down my back as I demurely beg ""Dooooooooon't."""
"What keyboard shortcut is extensively used by journalists who work for Breitbart News? alt right"