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Joke of the Day

"The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby."

"I'm sitting in a booster seat in the back of a minivan because I want to teach my kids right and my 8yo called shotgun fair & square."

"You play World of Warcraft AND Leage of Legends? Wow, lol."

"What are an Italian bench warmer's favorite vegetables? Asparagi!"

"What do you call a gay caveman with a Viagra prescription? Homo erectus."

"What is it? -What is it? -It's a ticket to the cinema -But why is it so small? -You place it under your tongue and wait for the movie."

"You know at first, I didn't like the mold I found on my skin. But then it started to grow on me."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see its smelly friend Knock knock Whos there Chicken!"

"I got new neighbors today, I hope they like my music as much as the last 9 families did."

"What do cats eat in the summer? Mice cream.. ba dum dum tsst!"