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Joke of the Day
"I got new neighbors today, I hope they like my music as much as the last 9 families did."
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"Accidentally left my phone at home, now I know how Kevin McCallister's parents felt."
"This joke will SHOCK you. how do you catch a mouse? Click baiting."
"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven!"
"Alphaterrorism Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had."
"Don't judge men by their wealth or appearance, judge them by their characters. All 140 of them."
"Spilled yogurt on my shirt and now I can't stop thinking of selling shirts made of yogurt. The Yoshirt. I taste potential. And mixed berry."