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Joke of the Day
"My fear of dogs went away after I dated my ex Cause she was a total bitch"
Next Joke
"Each time my husband yells for the Warriors an angel (me) uses his credit card."
"Life is all about perspective... The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"In honor of St. Patrick's Day... Three Irishmen walk out of a bar."
"All status updates posted on my wall are purely fictional any resemblance to actual people, places or events is purely coincidental."
"Why did the stripper need more insurance? She had little to no coverage."
"My boss told me ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume"
"Science creates airplanes and skyscrapers, Faith brings them together"
"What should you do if you get an erection on the subway? Get off at the next stop!"
"How come Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They always just Klingon to it"