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Joke of the Day
"I take the ""L"" and ""R"" on my headphones way too seriously"
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"What do you call a clever pig? Cunningham"
"*lays head on homeless guys lap* ""You would not believe the day I had"""
"A woman with an abnormally hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac. A man with the same condition is called a man"
"I hate songs about how hard it is to be on the road. Stop being a musician if you don't like it. Apply to law school."
"Ghosts... I didn't believe in ghosts until this one night, it was like 3 am, and I decided to start believing in ghosts."
"I remember when I was a kid, at dinner my parents gave me a knife and fork, so I'd bang them on the table.. ..We were quite an incestuous family."
"How do you call a car enthusiast who's interested in bikes? Bike-curious"
"What do you call blonde girls in a wrapper? Airheads"
"Saw some snails fighting in my driveway... They were really slugging it out."