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Joke of the Day
"A fish swims into a wall Dam"
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"I put a couple of t's in my beer last night. I think it made it better."
"I failed my driver's test. The instructor asked me ""What do you do at a red light? I said ""I usually see what people are up to on twitter."
"What's do you call it when you let your penis make all of the decisions? ...a dicktatorship. My girlfriend thought of this stinker this morning."
"What did the orphan get for Christmas? A family."
"Punthagorean Theorem A and B are pretty square, but get to the root of C and you'll find he's always high, pot in use."
"So a frog parked his car in a ""no parking"" zone..... His ride got toad away."
"Height of complement - Lol Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"You're not fat, you're just... easier to see"
"I'm confused Wait... maybe I'm not"