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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac... lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog."
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"What Sea said to the beach... Nothing it only wave"
"I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it."
"You know you are old when... You need a viagra first before having sex"
"One time Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 47 people Then the grenade exploded"
"Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils."
"How can you tell who's the head nurse at a hospital? It's the one who has knee pads on."
"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender asks ""How did you do that?"""
"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
"""God"" not mentioned in Democratic platform means they don't worship God. ""Money"" mentioned eleven times in Republican platform."