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Joke of the Day

"Get a tattoo with Chinese symbols that reads, ""I don't know. I don't speak Chinese."" Wait for people to ask what your tattoo means."

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"I had a colonoscopy today... ...it was a pain in the ass! EDIT : Deleted original post that had ""coloscopy"" instead of ""colonoscopy"""
"HOT LOCAL SINGLES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER."
"Did you hear about the detective who failed geometry? He could never get an angle."
"Another joke thread...What's your best: I'm as/so angry ________ (or variant) Here's mine: I'm more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles."
"What kind of bus can cross the ocean? A Columbus."
"Something went wrong .. ha ha A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks? Timbr"
"Dreamers dream. Livers detoxify."
"KID:I drew you a picture! ME:What's this? KID:Our house. ME:What's the orange stuff? KID:Fire. ME:Why's the house on fire? KID:I wanna PS4."
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