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Joke of the Day

"What are the names of the first two men to get married under the new Irish gay marriage law? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick"

"How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One hooker at a minimum. However the light bulb must be big enough for two people to fit inside"

"What's 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period."

"Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box? She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming ""LIE TO ME""!"

"A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a lab... ...and do science, because science doesn't discriminate."

"In 21st century Deleting history is more important than making history"

"Put the punchline in the title How do you spoil a joke?"

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary Those who don't And those who weren't expecting a base-3 joke."

"'It's a pity you've gone on hunger strike' said the convict's girlfriend on visiting day. 'Why ?' 'I've put a file in your cake.'"

"I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular... Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth."