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Joke of the Day
"When a woman says ""I can't even tell you how upset I am right now"" just wait 3 seconds."
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"Politics isn't confusing. You have a choice of being screwed by one of two gorillas and one is considerate enough to use lube. Now choose."
"Ear sex is dangerous... ...it fucks with your head"
"I'm appalled by the amount of sex, violence and profanity on TV. It's too fucking low."
"I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi"
"Thank you to whoever has been keeping Keanu Reeves busy with a laser pointer for the last 10 years."
"Lesbian Pick Up Line ""Hey girl, you wanna go swimming? We can do the scissor kick."""
"two conceited people having sex... ...girl says ""tight, huh?"" guy replys ""nah, just full"""
"Canada already has a wall that keeps out the Mexicans... Its called the United States."
"My wife nominated me to do the ice bucket challenge. I'm a little confused. Has anyone else been asked to hold a toaster at the same time?"