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Joke of the Day

"Sign at the hotel pool says ""No horse play."" Shit. What am I going to do with this production of Equus?"

"Accountants aren't boring people They just get excited about boring things."

"What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison? A small medium at large!"

"How do you spell Canada in Canadian? C EH N EH D EH"

"What do communists clean first when they do their laundry? Their Linens"

"Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves? The lavatory, of course!"

"[cow pushing 5 shopping carts out of store] Ugh, why do I keep shopping for groceries on 4 empty stomachs"

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Black and full of semen."

"I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis. So far it's got 3 Reichs on Facebook."

"She was wetter than a down syndromes chin."