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Joke of the Day
"Does killing time damage eternity?"
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"I bet cats are sad that they don't have a middle finger."
"9/11 Jokes Aren't Funny... they are just plane wrong."
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, said Papa Bear. Someone's been sleeping in MY bed, said Mama. Why don't u share a bed?! cried Baby Bear."
"What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hairline."
"What's the program jedi use to read pdf files? Adobe wan kenobi"
"Time for a joke. ""Dad, how do you feel about abortions?"" ""Well, why don't you ask your sister?"" ""But I don't have a..."""
"forgive me Father for I have sinned, this is my fourth slice of pizza"
"Are people in culinary school required to do dessertations?"
"So my friend called me last night to tell me about how his Swedish car broke down But I told him I didn't have time for his Saab stories"