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Joke of the Day

"I bet cats are sad that they don't have a middle finger."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass"

"I've been using ProductsTM for years and let me tell you, Other BrandsTM can't compare !"

"What do you call a group of squid? A squad"

"All I've learned from reading Yelp reviews is that everyone's a tiny little tyrant who thinks they're the most important person in the world"

"""Nobody wants to hear about pooping"" Actually Mom, I think you'll find that there's an entire social network dedicated to proving you wrong."

"If the pensieve from Harry Potter could think... It would be thoughtful."

"Did you hear about the anxious gynaecologist? ...He got in a flap."

"What's the difference between acne and a priest? Acne waits for a boy to be 14 before it comes on his face"

"I used to think the brain was the most interesting part of the body. Then I realized what was telling me that."