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Joke of the Day

"Of course I've slept in the wet spot My ex drooled like a Komodo dragon"

"How do mathematicians cure constipation? They work it out with a pencil."

"So I hear you like snakes...I have one its called a ""trouser snake"""

"What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!"

"""The concept of romantic love is obsolete in the modern era"" I declare loudly to no one in particular as I grab for another dinner roll."

"How many people live in South America? A Brazillion"

"I'm not racist. I just have a problem with people's tone."

"Good cop: Just relax Moody cop: OMG, you again? I hate you, but I kinda misssed you, why don't you call anymore? You're going to jail"

"[OC] Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room? Air Conditioning"

"I'm starting a new movement that encourages people to take things one step at a time Unfortunately, it's taking a long time to catch on."