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Joke of the Day

"My Website Hacking 101 class is going okay. I just learned how to bypass the Birth Date Security on beer websites."

"What's the difference between a pizza and Trevor from GTA The pizza is less greasy"

"Of my four girlfriends, I'm totally the orange Pacman ghost of the group"

"Hey, insurance companies instead of having a commercial on TV every 10 minutes can you just cover some of my medical bills?"

"Hey girl are you the great American West? Because you're flat and fertile"

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was just a little queer."

"I'm really good at managing my credit card... ...My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding."

"A friend of mine got married on top of a mountain last year. Aye they say it was all downhill from there."

"The sexiest face I make is when I'm trying to squelch a yawn. Just kidding, I look like a stroke victim."

"Why couldn't Germany win a world war? Because they'd Russia lot"