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Joke of the Day

"Why do I always say yes to everything? I just don't no."

"Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms? Thunder storms just *sound* better"

"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted 5 guys for lunch. She told me she's never tried 5 guys, but she's done 4."

"How are we going to know when America is officially great again? Is there going to be a party, like on a giant ship, with a banner?"

"I was going to make a joke about Counter Strike... But it would be globally offensive."

"Can't you see I'm on an important phone call with a host from QVC?"

"Thank God I don't have to pay my computer's solitaire debts."

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? Porcupines have pricks on the OUTSIDE."

"What did the tranny say to their surgeon ? Keep the change"

"It's only perverted if she says no.."