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"What do you get when you put tea in pans pants"
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"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stomp out forest fires. Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stomp out burning ducks."
"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? ""Make me one with everything."""
"*Sandra Bullock floating around in the background of all the new Star Wars movies*"
"What's the difference between a calendar and me? The calendar has dates."
"They say two heads are better than one... men are the exception"
""" What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? snowballs"
"I wouldn't say I do a lot of psychedelics... But my couch has seatbelts."
"What did the hamburger name his daughter? Patty."
"Nobody wants to see your Ice Bucket Challenge video. Good talk."