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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship? Whipped cream."
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"Went to a Trump rally in New Hampshire this week. Hard to describe the vibe, but ""what if the Nazis didn't care about fitness?"" comes close."
"I want you to drag me to the bedroom, softly lay me down, & kiss my neck. Now go clean the house while I take a nap."
"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."
"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? Rooster goes CockaDOODLEDOOO!! Prostitute goes AnyCOCKLEDOOO!! (Such an old joke maybe some of these young redditors have never heard it ;)"
"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""
"Nobody gracefully gets out of a beanbag chair."
"Why you should wash your car? WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!"
"Nothing brings a family closer at graduation than a flask."
"What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam? Essay"