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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship? Whipped cream."
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"What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common? They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks."
"Pluto should totally move on and find a solar system that's going to treat it with the respect it deserves."
"Why don't lesbians cook? They prefer to eat out."
"A Jew, Korean, and Black guy walk into a bar. The bartender told them to get the fuck out."
"I hate Russian dolls They're so full of themselves."
"Your Momma so dumb She bought a book on how to read"
"Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could learn to drive. Courtesy of the movie ""Man on the Moon""."
"BRENDA: I brought cookies! ME: I guess I can have one, I've been good all week *eats cookie* *eats entire tray of cookies* *eats Brenda too*"
"What does a ship say when it is cold? Shiver me timbers!"