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Joke of the Day

"When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days."

"What do you call ten white folks on a bench? The NBA"

"I found a bug in Madden 2015 I sacked Tony Romo, and he didn't break his collarbone."

"[ Boyfriend walks into the room ] Well, well, well....if it isn't the boy who tried to break up with me in a dream last night."

"What's the difference between golf and sky-diving? In golf, it's ""*whack*... Fuck!"" And in sky-diving, it's ""Fuck!... *whack*""."

"Scented toilet paper girlfriend: is this toilet paper scented? Me: I'm not sure; my asshole doesn't smell so good"

"I was going to make a joke about a carp that had hands But it was too metacarpal."

"What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars? The Cat in the AT-AT"

"Keep honking. I'm reloading."

"Hedgehogs ... Why can't they learn to just share the hedge."