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Joke of the Day

"I hate girls who insert the phrase ""my boyfriend"" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend."

"Good thing Brazil won...otherwise I'm pretty sure they would've just cancelled the rest of the World Cup."

"What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread? A clubbed sandwich"

"What's Bill Cosby's New Favorite Snack? Jail-O"

"Did you hear about the Native American who tried to drink 200 cups of tea? He nearly drowned in his own tea pee"

"What do you call Islamic death metal? Allahu Rockbar."

"I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant... But then i changed my mind."

"The two things to remember when ur a pothead 1)U lose short term memory 2) Damn! I know there's something else"

"Enter password: ""ScoobyDoo"" sorry password must contain a special character ScoobydooFeaturingBatman"

"What is Wilford Brimley's favorite band? The Beatis."