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Joke of the Day
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom."
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"I was in Nigeria browsing Tinder the other day It said ""There are no available girls in your area."" (Thanks Boko Haram)"
"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep"
"I got told off for masturbating at the gun range. We had very different interpretations of shooting from the hip."
"9: ""Mom, that's a pretty necklace. Can I have it?"" Me: ""No, I got it as a gift."" 9: ""Well, can I have it when you die, then?"""
"I told an ex of mine that i wished she was more punctual. So, from then on, she added !!!!!!! to every text. I have picked some winners."
"""How often do you exercise?"" About 3 to 4 times a week. ""Be honest."" 2003."
"I wonder how telemarketers react to other telemarketers when they are at home..."
"What's long and white? The line to Starbucks."
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling"