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Joke of the Day

"I hate when job recruiters ask me where I see myself in 5 years. Like come on, dude, I don't have 2020 vision."

"What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line."

"I can't believe how parents leave their children in hot cars...... Some people aren't meant to have kids."

"Oh you're a jogger? Good for you. I just burned 3000 calories in under 30 minutes. Can't believe I forgot that pizza was in the oven."

"Everytime I pull a prank on Niagara She falls for it"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate pizza before it was cool."

"Ben Affleck being Batman won't ruin Batman v. Superman. (It'll be Zack Synder's fault.)"

"Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because the bus hit him."

"Happy poops are all alike; every unhappy poop is unhappy in its own way."

"Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?? cuz they can't even!!!!"