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Joke of the Day
"Where do cousins come from? Aunt holes"
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"My sex life ."
"Kids want to play with the box the toys come out of. Men want to play with the box the kids come out of."
"I am now referring to my parents as numbers like you guys refer to your kids. 72 & 70 are coming to visit, send wine."
"It's not all about the money. It's all about all shit I can buy with the money."
"What ""YSK"" means? Everyone keeps telling me that I should know..."
"Thanks to Target's full length 3 way mirrors, I'm now painfully aware I look like a melting candle from the back."
"I'm so embarrassed! My wife caught me measuring my cock! It reached just to the back of her sister's throat."
"What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess? Extreme Pawnage"
"Thesaurus was the first dinosaur to get murdered. No one likes a know it all."