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Joke of the Day

"I did it Reddit! I finally did it! I finally made it to the front page!"

"Wife called up her mom and said, ""He fought with me again,I'm coming to live with you."" Mom replied, no no my daughter, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to stay with you."

"In the window of a bar in Philadelphia Drop a bucket of Starbuck's Iced Coffee on your head to raise awareness of the rich city girls who have lost their ability to even."

"How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!"

"My parents taught me that if I tried hard I could be anything I wanted to be. Sure they just meant for Halloween, but it was still nice."

"I just started the tequila diet and I'm making great progress! I've already lost 2 days!"

"I like my women like I like my champagne 13 years old and smashed over the bow of my yacht"

"What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg? I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments."

"Hey, I feel like almost everyone here has forgotten something... The Game."

"What's long thin and smells of piss? Old people doing the conga."