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Joke of the Day

"I did it Reddit! I finally did it! I finally made it to the front page!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !"

"An Indian man on his death bed. ""Sanjita, my wife, are you here?"" ""Yes, my husband.""""My son and daughter, are you here?"" ""Yes, Papa.""""Then who's in the fucking shop?"""

"build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"A guy walks into a bar... And says ""ouch."""

"What's the difference between UFOs and an honest politician? It is possible that UFOs exist."

"Why was I named after Adolf Hitler... Well, I certainly wasn't named before him!"

"This sexist farmer called me a cow when I'm male. That's bull."

"Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community? Because it wasn't Canon."

"I need to stop lying about things I don't own. *Sent from my iPhone 17.*"