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Joke of the Day

"*walks in on home intruder ""omg please don't look at the dust!"""

"Coldplay is doing charity work in an African hospital. They met a few jaundice patients. Chris Martin said 'It was great. They were all yellow'"

"Yo mommas so fat. She stood on the scales and the number displayed was above average."

"So, a seal walks into a club..."

"Him: You're married? Me: Well, it's Thursday. So, yeah. Him: What about on Friday? Me: Depends how Thursday goes."

"I searched for 'wardrobe malfunction' on pornhub and it showed me a video about Narnia"

"So a homeless guy asked me to give him $20 to hold him off until payday. I asked him when payday was, and he replied, ""How would I know, you're the one who's working."""

"General surgeon's warning: Because you can't, you won't and you don't stop.!"

"Game of Thrones characters should have to wear jerseys with their names on the back"

"What exactly is dissassociative identity disorder? I've heard of it but don't know what it means?"