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Joke of the Day
"*walks in on home intruder ""omg please don't look at the dust!"""
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"""Only a good guy with a forest fire can prevent forest fires"" - Smokey the NRA Bear"
"What do you call a math teacher that assigns graphs with holes and assymptotes on tests? Asshole."
"I'm starting a support group for people who think they are mortgages. The most important thing is for them to realize that they are not a loan."
"What are some good deli related jokes? I need some good jokes about deli and or the meats and cheeses sold in them."
"Everyone was so quick to point out the obvious typo in my ""Meating in the conference room"" email. Then I pelted them with bologna."
"hey it's me, the girl who just googled ""chemistry alphabet"" when i meant ""periodic table"""
"Why did Captain Hook cross the road? To get to the second hand shop"
"My parking stub was being bitchy, argumentative, and expensive. It just wanted validation."
"GF taking me on a surprise V-Day getaway. At least I think. Not sure what the lime and shovel in the trunk with me are for though."