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Joke of the Day

"I haven't figured out the punchline for my joke about premature ejaculation But I'm sure it will come soon"

"McDonalds started selling a hotdog called a McJagger. It's mostly lips and a little bit of asshole."

"Vagina jokes aren't funny... Period."

"What do giraffes and humans share the same number of? Testicles."

"What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager."

"If Reese Witherspoon married Bill Withers ...she'd have to give up the poon."

"I was taken by aliens! I couldn't get away, I don't speak Spanish!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee, passed through the digestive system of a cat"

"As a non-english native redditor ... Edit: grammer"

"Sex is a dick activity... ...though I like to shorten it to a-dick-tive."