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Joke of the Day
"I went for my interview to be a bus driver I told them 'Sorry I'm late' They said 'you're hired'"
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"Horny perverts are going to Brazil in record numbers since the Zika virus broke out because when they have sex they are 100% guaranteed to get a little head too! Original reddit first joke!"
"Have you heard about the constipated math teacher? He worked the problem out with a pencil. On a sheet of paper."
"Drove past a Graveyard today... How many people are dead in there? my father says... i go unno? He says "" All of em"" dadjoked. It was 1998."
"How do you get wishes from cheese? You fed-a-genie!"
"Americans lost their racism just in time... ...for this beautiful colored christmas!"
"Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church? They are in-sects"
"What is mozart doing nowadays? Decomposing"
"Rock, paper, scissors? -The proctologist removing items from me"
"What did Jesus say after he was resurrected? Nailed it"