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Joke of the Day
"Girl: Do you have protection? Me: Um like a sword?"
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"What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scalar."
"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? On the second page of a Google result."
"How many joules does it take to fry a Jew? Nein joules."
"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with ""A man once told me..."""
"Recipes sound good until you realize that you don't have $846 worth of spices in your house."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it. (heard this somewhere)"
"""People want to drink a panic attack."" -- inventor of 5 Hour Energy"
"What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler? Lance could finish a race"
"What do you call a wookie in concentration camp? Jewbacca"