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Joke of the Day
"Henry IV got injured while bowling. One could say that he, Bolingbroke, while bowling, broke."
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"So apparently I've been Googling 'Asian Prom' this whole time. I watched like seven videos before I realized they weren't going to bang."
"I had to return those books on Middle Eastern agricultural products. They were past the Dubai dates."
"Remember that time Joe Biden succeeded the previous vice president? That was a dick move."
"What does a feminist pick up from the post office? Their femail"
"Last night I got a handjob from a blind girl She said, ""You've got the biggest dick I've ever put my hands on."" I said, ""nah, you're just pulling my leg."""
"not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes."
"My pet peeve: ketchup bottle precum"
"I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day."
"Jokes about deporting Mexicans aren't funny They're despicable."