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Joke of the Day

"Studies show that on average 2 students in every fourth grade class can't count properly. It's usually one to three."

"He said he wanted to ""put more than just words in my mouth"" and I was like ""I hope you mean hamburgers."""

"Three elephants jump off a cliff, two land on the beach, one in the ocean... ba-dum tshh"

"How does software eat it's food? By taking large bytes!"

"Ever wonder why African dating agencies are so successful? The clients always click"

"Just accidentally used yahoo to search for something. I think the entire Yahoo! Search staff are having a party and high fiving each other."

"""Oh, not much, just grooming my magnificent, powerful wings, you?"" -Pegasus every time a normal horse calls him"

"My relationship status is like that other missing sock, I'm all alone and eventually end up getting trashed"

"What do you call a woman in Thailand? A three-legged lady"

"You mean 'idiosyncrasies' doesn't mean two or more idiots doing the same thing at the same time?"